Woooaaaahh!

Good morning, darlings. Before I begin my little pep talk for ya’ll, I thought I’d share some interesting information..

I have a secret admirer! (!!!!!!!!!!!)

Little old me? Well gosh dangit, I didn’t realize I was that fab. *hair flip*

My good friend C is in Miami right now and she randomly texted me saying that one of her friends is interested in me. Since I’m overflowing with curiosity, I pretty much hounded her to unmask this mysterious man. Unfortunately (for me), she’s too awesome of a friend to go back on an oath swearing her to secrecy. I am intrigued, to say the least.

 13. Two Gulls Shocked After Seeing Me Sun Bathing In My Y-Fronts

Hint: This was literally my reaction. (photo from dailynewsdig.com)

Anyhoo, here is my message to you beautiful, magnificent people today: imagine a bright, lovely future for yourself- full of love, happy memories, laughter, kisses, embraces, and with dreams and wishes coming true- and act the part. By “act the part”, I mean for you to fully believe in yourself and that you will ultimately be receiving that future, and totally kick life’s ass as you walk like a person who knows how to perform magic with the universe. An easy way of doing this is thinking about what Ideal Future You would do today. For example: My Ideal Future Self is healthy- she is well and glowing and her health oozes out of her (not literally, of course. That would be disgusting).What would Healthy Violet do? I think she would drink 8 glasses of water, do a small workout to Blogilates (another amazing babe I suggest you should check out. She makes exercising fun and helps to motivate you!), read a little, eat balanced meals, sing to the flowers to grow big and strong, and spend at least an hour treating herself. And damn skippy treating herself entails reading Creepypasta and eating lays chips with sour cream/onion dip… while lounging in super comfy clothes surrounded by yummy-smelling candles. So basically, just act as though your Ideal Self would act. Own it, I triple dog dare you. .>:l This smiley means business!

Who is your ideal self and what does she/he do today? Do you accept my rebellious challenge (you know you want to)? What things to you do to treat or pamper yourself? Also.. have you ever had a secret admirer before, and how did that story turn out?

 PS: Later today I’ll post something wickedly Wiccan- ah, word play- and show you the mantra I have for helping my beautiful flowers grow big and strong.

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